Went to a snake temple. In one of my more ignorant moves in life, I decided that one of the nice cute baby snake liked me and would be better off in my care. So I put it in my pocket. As I was touring the temple, there was a sign saying "The snakes in the temple are essentially 'drugged' with incense and are very docile. The snakes in the gardens are not 'drugged' and are very deadly and aggressive, especially the baby snake. This type of venemous Emerald Pit Viper...". OH MY GOD, OhMy God, ohmygod...As I stand there reading the sign with a deadly green pit viper in my pocket. Needless to say, the time between me reading the last words of the sign, and my shorts hitting the cement was not measurable in this dimention. Oh yes and ...uh....ladies...what do you think, boxers, briefs or none ...?